The Garb2
It’s the only way. (A note: I’m integrating the baby into the story, and Lasseter will always be spelled the same.)

Paul leaned his elbows against the table, head in hands. Maybe he just needed coffee. These days, he always felt like he needed coffee. He always felt tired, drained. Just another cup. One more. Black, black, black. No sugar. Strong. With all the driving, all the shootings, all the explosions, it had been the longest night of his existence. How many DHS agents did they take-out? How soon would more be coming? These were Federal Agents with long memories.

Paul shook his head and groaned. He knew there was no turning back—this was his ‘new norm” and he didn’t like it one bit.

Lasseter leaned forward and pushed a cup across the table. Hot, freshly ground, freshly brewed Peet’s Major Dickanson’s blend. It smelled great.

Akira stood directly behind Lasseter, peeking over his shoulder. “I know what you like.”

“Thank you,” he said, palming the cup with both hands.

Time stood still for the next few minutes as Paul slowly nursed his coffee, sipping ever so slowly, hoping neither of them would speak until he was ready. That was part of the problem. These days, he never felt ‘ready.’ He could feel his brain start to kick in when Akira finally broke the peace:

“It’s time to get ‘the Garb.”

Paul raised his eyebrow. “Garb? What ‘Garb?”

“The ‘Garb you need to communicate to the most people in the shortest amount of time.”

Paul sipped his coffee slowly and stared.

“What are you talking about? I never know what you’re talking about.”

“Paul,” she answered, pushing the coffee cup a bit to his left, “No one’s going to listen to you looking like you look. You need to look religious somehow. More spiritual.”

Paul retrieved his coffee cup and brought it to his lips.

“You need ‘The ‘garb,” she continued. “Leave it to me. I’m going to take care of it.”

Lasseter raised his flask, laughed loudly, and nodded his head in agreement.

“She’s right you know.”

“No, I don’t know.”

“Humanity as a species is not going to survive and everyone senses it. They can’t express it, but they can feel it. You’re a planet of magical thinkers, a planet of deniers. Governments make decisions based on hope, and faith, not facts. When confronted with opposing evidence, no one engages it. World leaders dismiss it by calling it “fake,” “phony,” “biased,” “libtard,” and they continue to let the world fall apart.”

Paul’s jaw dropped.

“That’s why I’m taking Akira and the Baby and we’re starting over somewhere else.”

Paul grabbed his coffee cup with both hands. He needed more caffeine. He didn’t want to drink it. He wanted to inject it.

“How does me wearing this ‘garb change any of this?”

Lasseter laughed, tried to embrace Akira’s waist.

She pushed him aside forcefully.

“The planet is nearly at the point of no return. But you can change things.”


“Just talk to people. Talk to the most amount people in the shortest period of time. You can change the direction the world is headed.”

“You mean I wear religious ‘Garb like collars, pointed hats, vestments?”

“Red shoes, too.” Billy-Bob yelled, entering the room and pouring himself a cup of coffee.

“Help yourself pal,” Lasseter turned his head. “You earned it.”

The pointed hat is a Zuchetto,” Akira continued. “But you can go beyond Christian garments. There’s body paint, tattoos, robes, scarification…to me, it’s all symbolic, meaningless gibberish, but these ritual symbols mean something to most of the people on this planet. They’ll listen if you dress in the correct ‘garb!’ It’s the surest way to get the attention of the most people in the shortest amount of time.”

Lasseter perked up. “She’s right. And don’t forget, we’re leaving. You’re staying.”

Akira shrugged. “Dress for success, the clothes make the man. It is what it is.”

Paul groaned. “After I pick a costume, then what?”

Lasseter stood and stretched, offering Billy-Bob his chair.

“You can already take over people’s minds.”

“That’s true.”

“So we get you dressed up, put you on Social Media, and you incite the peasants to bring out their pitchforks.”

“This could be your last hoorah. You gotta have fun doin’ it.”

Akira always had to have the last word.


–More later.

37 thoughts on “Paul needs the ‘Garb.

  1. I be Grokking this with the glee of Galilee. The garb is the path to success. Dress for the job you wish you had. I was especially fond of the part where we acknowledge everyone feels the doom. This is an excellent staging and I think Akira would spruce up Paul for the part if he let her. I can feel it. Paul is going to pop the cork and it’s on! And the coffee! OMG, I dig the coffee and the subtle moves and yearnings Paul has for caffeine. This was a nice touch with Peet’s flagship brand for world leaders. Grokkin’ it Bro!

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    1. …when the get around to dressing him up, it’s going to be my attempt at religious parody. Tattoos. Robes. Pointy Heads. Scars from crown of thorns…baptisms in pools of nanites…tax free business for the Mattress Company…putting it all on the table. Also going to be referring to the baby more, and Lasseter’s plans as an alien. I’m just taking it all in…don’t hold back…aliens been done? A cliche? Robert Heinlein been there done that? So what!? Lasseter will one up ’em! Tally Ho!!!

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      1. I do think you have carved your own niche in the breadth and width of this tale of Sci-Fi whooping all comers with evil intent. I can’t wait; my eyes are twitchy, my nails chewed to the little half moon, and I’m on the edge of my chair with clenched bootie in anticipation. Let r’ rip Bro. Don’t hold back. PH can be the voice of grammatical reason, but first you have to soar in the clouds and giggle cleverly. Grammatical convention, spelling, and punctuation is for editors to worry about. When you are circling Jupiter for the first time, the last thought is if you should describe your thoughts in italics or with an exclamation point. Just scream it out and use whatever four letter word is useful.

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  2. Jeez Louise… that was unexpected. I seem to have missed something from that time Paul got pissed off at the agents shooting up the truck to here, wherever, drinking coffee. And now we’re going to play dressup, or at least Paul is. Is he really going to dress up in some guru/pope/high priestly garb and be left alone to face the music? Well, at least he avoided the dead-end effort of trying to make the sheeple become aware of the necessity to become self empowered. He’s going to give them what they always want: a leader, one who’s going to re-program them to make them turn on their old leaders? I shall wait and see what “Garb” Akira has in mind suitable for a last age prophet.

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    1. LOL! I’ll get back to that scene. I’m writing chapters out of sequence. But Yes, looks like Paul is going to give them another leader to make them turn on their old leaders…”make the peasants pick up their pitch forks….” I “hope” to make this a good parody of religion, where perhaps be “baptizes” people in a pool of nanites to get them “infected”….Making the people self-empowered is the ultimate goal…but he has to take baby steps. Love your comments and input! Thanks!


    2. Jeez Louise…you’re right…I’m gonna finish that segment you were expecting NEXT…might as well, it’s still fresh on my mind…then we can move on…


      1. I was looking forward to “seeing” how Paul was going to extricate his group from the wild dog agent chase. Bring it on, George. I know you’re probably enjoying keeping us in breathless suspense but that’s sadism!!!

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